xheymoonx:

Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions

(via mistakesshapeme)

little-miss-curvy:

veganfig:

ilymorgannn:

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

this is literally the most accurate fucking post

Eventually they ALL become period panties

^ that is even more accurate^

(Source: thetiffanyb, via laughterrulesmylife)

• Me: *waiting for drink in Starbucks*
• Me: *putting on makeup*
• Guy: You know nice guys don't like when girls wear so much makeup.
• Me: *without looking up* Nice guys like you?
• Guy: Well, yea.
• Me: Have you ever considered that's why we wear it?
• Girl behind me: *spits out coffee laughing*
• Guy: Um.
• Me: *deadpan look* Nice girls like me don't give a fuck what you like.

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

(via laughterrulesmylife)

getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

(Source: dykekid, via nippiest)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via taylorokaykay)

• Me: *has assignment to do*
• Me: *dicks around on the internet all day*
• Dad: Can you come help me with something?
• Me: goD I'm in the middle of this assignment, this is worth half my grade do you WANT me to fail?????